perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

it always amazes me when people are surprised by how fast I type like really I spend all of my time on the computer don’t you think I would get a little good at it

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

i need to tell this girl that I’m not comfortable but i cant?? ive tried and i just cant get the words out like idk how to say that to her

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

milkmanner:

From the stream tonight!  Rose & Kanaya (her space-time troll girlfriend lolol)  Thanks eveyone who came by.

milkmanner:

From the stream tonight!  Rose & Kanaya (her space-time troll girlfriend lolol)  Thanks eveyone who came by.

shadsy:

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gurren lasagna

I need to call the friend again, things got so much worse today and I can’t deal rn I just cant

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

chickensandwich:

i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection

eomering:

’ “White! ” he sneered. “It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.”

“In which case it is no longer white,” said I. “And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

PARTS OF THE BOOK THAT WEREN’T IN THE MOVIE

whatsthecatreading:

Reading nooks with views of the hip Shimokitazawa neighbourhood in Tokyo, Japan

A quick hop from Shibuya and Shinjuku, Shimokitazawa is a nice change of pace from the craziness of the big city. We stumbled upon this little shop selling books and curiosities with seating areas where one can take in the scene over a cuppa, and feel safe about burying one’s face in a book and being lost in thoughts.

princessberryboo:

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I THINK I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION
THAT’S ANCIENT HISTORY, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

princessberryboo:

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

I THINK I’VE ALREADY WON THAT

NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION

THAT’S ANCIENT HISTORY, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

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cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport